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Post by Varekei on Sept 26, 2007 16:11:51 GMT -5
I thought this might be a fun thread. I think a lot of us hear or see Star Wars type jokes and stuff. Here's one I got from another Board & some of you might have seen it already there or elsewhere. But, maybe some of you haven't . Then you will laugh out loud. I have foreseen it!:
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, " May the Force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B. O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another root beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.
You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You were the only one drinking moonshine during the Cantina scene.
If you hear, " Luke, I am your father......and your uncle."
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Post by RamZnation on Sept 27, 2007 0:00:23 GMT -5
HA HA HA
Thanks Master Varekei. These are hillarious!
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Post by Varekei on Sept 27, 2007 12:19:56 GMT -5
*Chomps on "death stick" stogie with a wry grin* These are the jokes, Master RamZ. These are the jokes.
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Post by gforce on Sept 30, 2007 0:38:06 GMT -5
Yeah you really got to be careful around those Jedi from those Southern Systems. ;D
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Post by Bar Jedi on Sept 30, 2007 3:05:45 GMT -5
nice yoda bro!
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Post by gforce on Sept 30, 2007 23:33:11 GMT -5
Thanks Barjedi, I was really looking for a General Grievous Halloween Avatar but then I remembered I had this one tucked away on my Hard Drive for over 1.5years now.  ;D |
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Post by Varekei on Oct 1, 2007 10:47:46 GMT -5
So, does anyone else have some Star Wars inspired jokes to share? You know, like ones that start out, "A Jedi, a Sith and a night sister walk into a bar..."
...Or the one about the Mandelorian and the moisture farmers daughter.
Anyone? Anyone?
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Post by Varekei on Oct 12, 2007 14:21:23 GMT -5
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Post by gforce on Oct 13, 2007 4:07:16 GMT -5
d**n the Sachmo and Harry James are doing spins right now, I say she shouldn't quit her Day Job, you may say I am being Judgemental but I used to play Trumpet and my Horn never sounded like that.  Okay since we are getting Crazy in here, for those who haven't had the pleasure, Graphic Warning Content for Language and Adult Themes(you have been warned) the OE Sith Gansta Wrap Video: www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/gangstar/video/x1496b_starwars-rap |
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Post by RamZnation on Oct 13, 2007 13:21:35 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Officer: Exucse me sir, do you have a permit for that Speeder?[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Dude: Yes I do, here it is.[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Officer: Let me see your Identification.[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Dude: You don't need to see my identification...[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Officer: ...I don't need to see your Identification but you still get a ticket anyway Mr. Jesse James[/glow]  |
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Post by Varekei on Oct 15, 2007 17:10:08 GMT -5
Waaah! Sith Rap is blocked!  What a cute little padawan youngling with his training speeder. Awww. |
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Post by gforce on Oct 16, 2007 6:05:16 GMT -5
VK it must be your PC again I just clicked the Link and it came right up. |
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Post by RamZnation on Oct 23, 2007 20:59:39 GMT -5
Would this had made TPM better?  |
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Post by gforce on Oct 24, 2007 0:24:11 GMT -5
From what I understand one of these is hanging in the main meeting room behind Master George's chair at Skywalker Ranch. |
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Post by Varekei on Oct 24, 2007 14:17:03 GMT -5
I have a friend who is a real Jar-Jar hater who would sooo love that picture.
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Post by gforce on Oct 24, 2007 14:23:32 GMT -5
Dear VK
Well here is what I will do then I will send it to you in an E-Mail and if that doesn't work I will print it up and give it to you Saturday.
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Post by RamZnation on Oct 25, 2007 23:08:55 GMT -5
I heard about that.
...This one one might be that same one.
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Post by Varekei on Oct 26, 2007 11:47:52 GMT -5
Actually, I got that pic--- for a change. I've already forwarded it to several friends.
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Post by Varekei on Oct 26, 2007 17:58:23 GMT -5
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Post by RamZnation on Nov 17, 2007 19:47:47 GMT -5
The Dark Side prays to Crom...  |
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Post by gforce on Nov 20, 2007 2:00:53 GMT -5
VK the Link is good and Ramz OMG  I can't believe my eyes it is the Empernator, "Run" "Get to the Chopper" ;D |
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Post by RamZnation on Nov 20, 2007 23:13:07 GMT -5
Phase Plasma Blaster with a 40 Ewok range.
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Post by Varekei on Jan 30, 2008 16:17:28 GMT -5
WHAT IF
What if Darth Vader raised Luke & Leia:
VADER/ 6 MONTHS AFTER ROTS: Luke, you have eaten allyour strained peas. Impressive! Most Impressive!
5 YEARS AFTER ROTS - VADER HAS TAKEN THE TWINS ON A MISSION FOR THE EMPEROR:
LUKE: Are we there yet?
VADER: No, not yet.
LEIA: Are we there yet?
VADER: No, not yet.
LUKE: OW! Daddy, Leia pinched me!
LEIA: OW! Daddy, Luke lightninged me!
VADER: Behave, you two!
LEIA: (Slap at Luke)
LUKE: OW! (Punches Leia.)
VADER: I said stop it!
LEIA: OW!(Pulls Luke's hair)
LUKE: PooPoo head! (pushes Leia)
LEIA: Daddy, Daddy, Luke called me a bad name!
VADER: DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS STAR DESTROYER AROUND AND GO HOME!
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Post by Sith Lord on Jan 30, 2008 19:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by Varekei on Jan 30, 2008 19:12:36 GMT -5
I've seen that one.
Yeah, painful is a good word.
Ya need some force healing or a good strong drink after that one.
(Poor girl.)
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;D
I can't believe my eyes it is the Empernator, "Run" "Get to the Chopper" ;D
